The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything Jonathan Young (Ft. Caleb Hyles & Colm R. McGuinness)

[Chorus: Jonathan Young, Colm R. McGuinness & Caleb Hyles]
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you
We don't do anything

[Verse 1: Jonathan Young]
Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

[Chorus: Jonathan Young, Colm R. McGuinness & Caleb Hyles]
We are the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and liе around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything

[Verse 2: Caleb Hyles]
And wеll I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck
And I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all
And I've never walked the gangplank and I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

[Chorus: Jonathan Young, Colm R. McGuinness & Caleb Hyles]
'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don't do anything