The Tea Party Jerry Herman (Ft. Angela Lansbury, Carmen Mathews & Jane Connell)

[COUNTESS AURELIA, spoken]
I haven't brought you both here just for a tea party. I wish I knew more about the law. Constance, wasn't your late husband's brother an attorney?

[CONSTANCE, spoken]
Emile? I remember him vividly. And I remember Henri, and Armand, and Michel, and—

(sung)
I remember Claude: his face was gaunt, his skin was pale
His bony little fingers were so delicate and frail
Yes, I remember Claude in every intimate detail
But I remember absolutely nothing about my husband

And I remember Georges: his voice was deep and insincere
His hot and heavy breathing and his lewd licentious leer
The passionate obscenities he whispered in my ear
But I remember absolutely nothing about my husband

[COUNTESS, spoken]
Constance, we're not interested in your husband

[CONSTANCE, spoken]
Neither was I

[GABRIELLE, spoken]
Oh, what memories I have. All those young doughboys, and General Pershing waving his arms and throwing kisses at me!