Octagon Octagon Dr. Octagon

[Intro: Paperboy]
Newspaper—The Daily Herald!
Octagon is back—people are going Octagon-crazy
This morning—people have went Octagon-crazy
The newspaper—newspaper!
People are delivering the formal's newspapers in your back yard
Octagon-crazy
Number one story today—Octagon went crazy

[Verse 1: Dr. Octagon]
I was writing Octagon in an Octagon-hat
With Octagon-underwear, taking an Octagon-bath
With Octagon-soap, my Octagon-motorcycle made by Octagon Bikes
Stand up late in Octagon Heights living that Octagon-life
Wiping the girls off with Octagon-baby-wipes
Using the Octagon-washing-machine to dry
Octagon-coats on Octagon-hangers
Octagon-posters made Octagon famous
The Octagon-germ became quite contagious
Left people upside-down, taking Octagon-painkillers
Octagon, to everybody so familiar
Octagon-condoms, with Octagon-tampons for women
Became a frenzy
Octagon-gasoline, people use it when their motors go empty
Octagon-dog food with Octagon-cat food
Did ya'll read Octagon News? People going Octagon, fool
With Octagon-girs and Octagon-dudes
With strippers even dancing with G-strings in Octagon-boots