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Ecclesiastical Perks - Half Man Half Biscuit
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Ecclesiastical Perks Half Man Half Biscuit

Ecclesiastical Perks - Half Man Half Biscuit
In pulpits
In pulpits
They can preach naked from the waist downwards
In cloisters
They can smack each others’ arses

These be ecclesiastical perks
These be ecclesiastical perks

Cheap flagstones
Cheap flagstones
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay
Wet sponges (at the summer fair) shall miss me

These be ecclesiastical perks
These be ecclesiastical perks

Rumour had it there was none left, so I swiftly walked round to Archie’s house. Archie, people are saying you haven’t got any. What am I supposed to do? You know the situation

Reverend, come, sit down. For you there is always some. How much do you need

I’m gonna bottle up my love
And shake it up and down
And spray it all over Jesus
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