Ecclesiastical Perks Half Man Half Biscuit
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In pulpits
In pulpits
They can preach naked from the waist downwards
In cloisters
They can smack each others’ arses
These be ecclesiastical perks
These be ecclesiastical perks
Cheap flagstones
Cheap flagstones
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay
Wet sponges (at the summer fair) shall miss me
These be ecclesiastical perks
These be ecclesiastical perks
Rumour had it there was none left, so I swiftly walked round to Archie’s house. Archie, people are saying you haven’t got any. What am I supposed to do? You know the situation
Reverend, come, sit down. For you there is always some. How much do you need
I’m gonna bottle up my love
And shake it up and down
And spray it all over Jesus
In pulpits
They can preach naked from the waist downwards
In cloisters
They can smack each others’ arses
These be ecclesiastical perks
These be ecclesiastical perks
Cheap flagstones
Cheap flagstones
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay
Clergyman, he’s got a drive to lay
Wet sponges (at the summer fair) shall miss me
These be ecclesiastical perks
These be ecclesiastical perks
Rumour had it there was none left, so I swiftly walked round to Archie’s house. Archie, people are saying you haven’t got any. What am I supposed to do? You know the situation
Reverend, come, sit down. For you there is always some. How much do you need
I’m gonna bottle up my love
And shake it up and down
And spray it all over Jesus
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