On the Jersey Shore The Key of Awesome

[Chorus: Bruce]
On the Jersey Shore
The Guidos party all night and then they try to score
On the Jersey Shore
During the day they gotta work at the T-shirt store
[What the hell's that noise?]

[Verse 1: Mike the Situation]
Yo, it's Mike but they call me the Situation
Cause my abs never go on a vacation
Some people think that I'm a jerk-off
Cause I look like Rambo with my freakin' shirt off
When the Guidettes see me they get all turned on
Cause I spend all day at a tanning salon
I twist, I tan, I shave my chest
Man don't try to act like you're not impressed

[Verse 2: Snookie]
It's me Snookie, I crave attention
I wear sequinned skirts and hair extensions
I like to hook up but don't call me loose
When I eat a pickle I suck out the juice
I'm looking for love without much luck
Hey you took our drinks
Yo Snookie, duck!
[Oh, what the, oh my god, you do not hit a girl
You're a grown man
I have never seen that before, you're a grown man]