Luigi & the Wise Guys Frank Zappa

You-you-you-ooo
Look like a dor-r-r-k
You act like a dork
Most of the time, also

You're a dor-r-r-r-k
(Butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)
You are a double-dork butt rash
(Butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)
You are a dork, dork, dork, dork, dor-r-r-r-k!
(Butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)
Nobody wants to... (That goes there? Okay... okay)
(Bu-uh-uh-uh-utt rash)

You are boring... you have nothing to say
(Butt rash, butt rash, butt rash, butt rash)
(Nobody wants to hang out with you)
You eat cheese – you eat cheese and other things
You can can wrap it up an' take it with you
(Butt rash, butt rash, butt rash, butt rash)
From the table
(Luigi & The Wise Guys at the table)
With Luigi & The Wise Guys

You are a dork
You are a dor-r-r-r-k
A double-dork butt rash
There's one in every crew – do you know who you are?
We know, but we won't tell you
(Butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)
We don't want to hurt your feelings
(Butt rash, butt rash, butt ra-iee-ah-iee-ash)
But you're a dor-r-r-r-k
(Bu-uh-uh-uh-utt rash)