[HOMELANDER]
I'm the world's greatest hero from the world's greatest country
Practically manufactured for everyone to love me
With my clean-cut charm, blond-haired and blue-eyed
But come on, people, the real heroes are you guys
I stand for freedom and I'll strike evil down
But my secret superpower? I can please any crowd
I'm America's pride, just like a real Homelander
'Cause I come with a price and zero candor
[OMNI-MAN]
Your presence is a menace that no one would consent to
No, truth is, you're just a lab rat from a test tube
I was born a warrior, step to me, I'll embarrass ya'
'Cause I'm a soldier whose older than all of America
I bet you've never picked on anyone your own size
You're nothing but a prized pony, homie, and I know why
The higher-ups at Vought are like your mommy and dad
So I know who you'll run and cry to when Johnny is mad
[HOMELANDER]
(Grr)
So what if I'm a lab rat? I'm genetically perfected
A priceless asset with my image kept protected
I've already been immortalized, check out all my merch
I'm worshiped as a god, and you've stepped into my church (Preach)
Everybody, look! It's Omni-Man the Conqueror (Woo)
Got a little lazy ever since he settled onto Earth (Bleh)
Then he raised his son like a sheep and made him soft
He could work for me at Vought, but I'd probably lay him off
I'm the world's greatest hero from the world's greatest country
Practically manufactured for everyone to love me
With my clean-cut charm, blond-haired and blue-eyed
But come on, people, the real heroes are you guys
I stand for freedom and I'll strike evil down
But my secret superpower? I can please any crowd
I'm America's pride, just like a real Homelander
'Cause I come with a price and zero candor
[OMNI-MAN]
Your presence is a menace that no one would consent to
No, truth is, you're just a lab rat from a test tube
I was born a warrior, step to me, I'll embarrass ya'
'Cause I'm a soldier whose older than all of America
I bet you've never picked on anyone your own size
You're nothing but a prized pony, homie, and I know why
The higher-ups at Vought are like your mommy and dad
So I know who you'll run and cry to when Johnny is mad
[HOMELANDER]
(Grr)
So what if I'm a lab rat? I'm genetically perfected
A priceless asset with my image kept protected
I've already been immortalized, check out all my merch
I'm worshiped as a god, and you've stepped into my church (Preach)
Everybody, look! It's Omni-Man the Conqueror (Woo)
Got a little lazy ever since he settled onto Earth (Bleh)
Then he raised his son like a sheep and made him soft
He could work for me at Vought, but I'd probably lay him off
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