There Will Be No #!*@ Tonight Total

Conversation:
Woman:... but my daughter's asleep. I'm not trying to here her mouth tonight
Man: Just make some more time for me baby, just let me help
Kid: I want some ice-cream!
Woman: Now you woke her up
Man: Well can't you put baby back to sleep?
Woman: You woke her up
Man: Come on baby just...
Kid: I want my little bumble with the bee uhh! I want that tape!
Man: Can't you just bzzzt her back to sleep?
Woman: You the one who woke her up
Man: I'm sorry baby, just come here, just...
Kid: I want my Total CD!
Woman: Look what you did
Man: Can you please put her to sleep. What is she, a Bad Boy fan?
Kid: Are you trying to do it to my momma?

Chorus:
We're not #!*@ing, no no #!*@ing
There will be no #!*@ing tonight
A lot of kissing, lot of hugging
There will be no #!*@ing me tonight
You get nothing I get nothing
I'm not bluffing, no no #!*@ing me tonight
'Cause when we do it we might do it
But it won't be no #!*@ing me tonight
Kid: Are you trying to do it to my momma?