Yobbo Santa (Bonus Track) Colin Buchanan

[Intro: Colin]
I'll tell you an old Aussie yarn Greg, here we go

[Verse 1: Colin, Greg]
Well, once a jolly Santa
Parked by a billabong (Mm)
Pulled up his sleigh by the coolibah tree
Had a little dip
And he boiled up his billycan
Soon he was snoring and fast asleep
(That's right, we should sing it together, okay? Let's have a crack at it.)

[Verse 2: Colin and Greg]
Well down came a swagman
Jumped aboard the Santa sleigh
Hotwired the boomers, and off he flies
Fangin' around
Like a total petrol-head
Dressed in his Yobbo Santa disguise

[Chorus: Colin and Greg]
Yobbo Santa, Yobbo Santa
Scaring the kids and breaking the laws
He's a home-grown, full-blown, Christmas-timе disaster zone
Aussie Yobbo Santa Claus
(Nyah-da-da-da-da-da-da-br-br)