Bitchin’ Camaro (recorded at 88.5 WXPN Philadelphia) The Dead Milkmen

- Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
- I don't know
- Well uh, rumour around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore
- Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore
- Whadda ya gonna do down there?
- Uh, I don't know, p-play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts
- Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt; y'know all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail
- Uh huh
- Can't wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while
You're down there?
- Uh, what's the Sand Bar?
- Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink
- Ah, cool
- Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?
- Uh, who?
- My favourite cover band, Crystal Shit
- Wow
- Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a
Little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cause I got AIDS