Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday Brad Paisley (Ft. Kung Pao Buckaroos)

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[Intro]
And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents
A special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the camp fire

How ‘bout we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off?
Yeah, I got one

Oh Chri-bip-mas tree oh Chri-bip-mas tree how lovely are thy branches

Why am I getting blipped again?
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say Chri-bip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I can't say Chri-bip-mas?
No you might offend somebody
Who is offended by Chri-bip-mas?
You know you might offend the bip and the bip and the atheists
What?
Time to politically correct