Bye Bye, Baby Alice Cooper

What's wrong with you today
I could never tell
Got something drastic on your mind
I can smell the small

Honey what's your trip today
Can't look me in the eye
A couple thousand miles away
You took me by surprise

You left a message on the telephone
From New York City, your new home
You didn't like the neighbourhood
You really hated Hollywood

You said
Bye bye baby
Bye bye girl
Bye bye baby
You're in another world

You said my friends are boring
You said my house is small
You like it fifty stories high
You like livin' tall
You hate the L.A. freeways
You hate the L.A. smog
You hate the west coast phonies
You like the city dogs