Horticulturist Mr Traumatik

[Hook]
My Yoshi Swiss Blue Cheese is worth more than 3 Grand
If you wanna come and try and take my Cheese fam (Try It)
I just citizen's arrest the fucking Police man
Tie 'em in the back and then set Fire to the Police van. (WOW)
I'm a Horticulturist, I love my weed fam (I Love It)
I get my seeds and, clones from a Greek man. (HA)
It's grown organically I never do no cheap scams
And if you try and rob me I will break both your knees fam

(Wunsen)

[Verse 1]
My Lemon buds are from Netherlands
And they're grown with natural elements
Organics it's expensive
And you'll wonder why I'm not generous
But I'm not malevolent
Or manipulative like Presidents
My Cheese and Lemon is venomous
And it's causing speech impediments
I speak with relevance
And I'm deep like quantum elements
That's evidence of intelligence
And I'm giving them lyrical elegance
I'm deep, no hesitance
Stick weed in trunks like elephants
Smoke DMT and weed in one spliff
When I'm conducting experiments
My Lemon Haze is from Devon ways
And it's harvest time in 11 days
It's powerful like a weapon sprays
And trust me you'll be well amazed (Don't listen)
Let me just demonstrate
Smoke Lemon Haze and then celebrate
I meditate and regenerate
And then elevate up to Heaven's gate
I'm a god with a pen and papes
Accelerate and then penetrate
I'll desecrate and I'll devastate
Any heavy weight I don't delegate (Hey dickhead)
Run, go tell a mate
My lemon is sticky like sellotape
I'm punctual, I'm never late
'Cause I teleport and I levitate