Best Song Ever (Parody) Bart Baker

[Harry] First you take our worst song yet
Then you dress Zayn up as a chick
You two can play gross execs
[Louis] I think I should look more Jewish

[Zayn] This video’s starting to suck dick
But how can we make it total shit?

[One D] We are trying to make the worst vid ever
That is why Harry is dressed up like a nerd
[Harry] What about Liam though? He needs a character?
[Liam] How about a homo choreographer?
And I can go oh oh oh!
And dance like a stereo!
Typical gay

[Zayn] Now let’s break stuff!

[Liam] Nothing in this video has to do with what we’re singing
[Harry] Because it’s a cheap promo [Zayn] it’s an advertisement
[Harry] For our horrible new movie

[Niall] Come on guys we need to make this worse
[Liam] OK but let me kiss Niall first

[One D] Now let’s all prance down a hallway together
Trash this place for no reason whatsoever
[Louis] I’ll pee on this girl’s desk
[Harry] I’ll throw her computer