Fat Sweaty Betty Insane Clown Posse

[Intro]
Wh-wh-wh-why don't you go into the next room
And start getting undressed?
What's your pleasure?
Wh-wh-why don't you go into the next room
And start getting undressed?
Wha-wha-what's your pleasure?

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Fat Sweaty Betty, the bitch ain't nothing new
Her ma's used to babysat me back when we was two
We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink
And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank, well uh
She moved across town and never came back
Until the other day, I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty, I can't believe this shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty bitch
She said, "Hey, J, tell me how ya been?"
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her, "hold still," and flicked it off her face and said
"Betty, oh, Betty, what you say we leave this place?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers run across the rippled cellulite
Ooh, it was nasty, but I don't let it bother me
She rolled over, fucking knocked the wind out of me
I couldn't breathe, she wouldn't stop, I'm almost dead
I took the lamp, and bust it on her fucking head
We got dressed, I gave her a little kiss goodbye
Fat Sweaty Betty, My fat sweaty pumpkin pie