​iamverybadazz Your Favorite Martian

[Intro]
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[Verse 1: Puff-Puff Humbert]
I ain't never cried once, not even at a funeral
Countin' to infinity, do the undoable
I bite into vitamins when they ain't even chewable
Lookin' in the mirror like "Damn, you's beautiful!"
That's why when I walk in the strip club
And all the strippers start tippin' me
I've got so many girls they accusing me of polygamy
I got grandmamas tryna hit me up, all the damn time
Asking me if I can send the nudes through a landline

[Pre-Chorus: Puff-Puff Humbert and Benatar]
Can't nobody get ahead of us
I've done so many mothers, everyone calls me Oedipus

[Chorus: Axel Chains]
Iamverybadazz
Ladies in line all waiting to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
Iamverybadazz
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me