Excuse My French Caro Emerald

[Verse 1]
I don’t know what you must be on
You walked in like the Aga Khan
Did you fly in on a jet?
Win a million dollar bet?
So let me get my good shoes on
I wanna follow in the same old steps
Where you waltz around like you’re the best
Where your garden blooms in May
But it's snowing every day
‘Cause you have everything you want

[Pre-Chorus]
You must be (You must be)
The Houdini in my life
But you can’t see (You can't see)
I could never be your wife

[Chorus]
‘Cause I’m still a lady
No, I’m not some wench
That falls for your lines
I’m not on the fence
Your routine is fading
Boy, I could use a wrench
I know my words won’t fail me
Please excuse my French
(Pardonnez-moi)