[Intro: Brooks + Sky Williams]
Heyo, my nigga, have you seen that new patch?
There's NO buffs. You're gonna have to just rap these nerfs with me, low-key.
But my name is DJ Buffs!
Those names were corny as fuck anyway.
MC Nerfs?!
Yo, on demacia fam, you just gotta to suck it up. If you feelin' any type of way about it, you gon' have to rap that shit.
Alright, whatever..
Jamba by Tyler, The Creator begins playing
[Verse 1: Sky Williams]
Riot made Scar nerf the Stars then that nigga told me "make yo bars ignite"
But now this barn yard bluffin' card throwin' yarn, but don't worry it's alright
Huh, SIKE!
Using only red Highlighters, you fucking liars!
I'mma find the firefighters that Riot hired with pliers
Like a marionette with wires and I ain't talking Freddy
This patch is pretty much all nerfs, y'all ready?
(Ay, Riot got ears bro, you need to chill)
Ok, ok, I'll stop!
From the makers of Gold Fakers and Rumbles and Bard Tops
Poppy gets a little chop sloppy but she still on lock
Damage nerf turned her left hook into a hard knock
Life -- without the chance of parole
Aurelion Sol, he's getting nerfed from platinum to gold
And nigga we cold, he ain't more than a week old
From a strong grip to a weak hold
Now a little sip from a deep gulp, with no pulp -- please!
Heyo, my nigga, have you seen that new patch?
There's NO buffs. You're gonna have to just rap these nerfs with me, low-key.
But my name is DJ Buffs!
Those names were corny as fuck anyway.
MC Nerfs?!
Yo, on demacia fam, you just gotta to suck it up. If you feelin' any type of way about it, you gon' have to rap that shit.
Alright, whatever..
Jamba by Tyler, The Creator begins playing
[Verse 1: Sky Williams]
Riot made Scar nerf the Stars then that nigga told me "make yo bars ignite"
But now this barn yard bluffin' card throwin' yarn, but don't worry it's alright
Huh, SIKE!
Using only red Highlighters, you fucking liars!
I'mma find the firefighters that Riot hired with pliers
Like a marionette with wires and I ain't talking Freddy
This patch is pretty much all nerfs, y'all ready?
(Ay, Riot got ears bro, you need to chill)
Ok, ok, I'll stop!
From the makers of Gold Fakers and Rumbles and Bard Tops
Poppy gets a little chop sloppy but she still on lock
Damage nerf turned her left hook into a hard knock
Life -- without the chance of parole
Aurelion Sol, he's getting nerfed from platinum to gold
And nigga we cold, he ain't more than a week old
From a strong grip to a weak hold
Now a little sip from a deep gulp, with no pulp -- please!
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