Staying In Lil Dicky

[Verse 1]
Another Friday afternoon
Dicky chillin in his room
Got a teddy on the bed, you bet he playing little spoon
Pimpin I ain't fittna move shit
Bitches getting stupid
But I ain't getting hammered less you handing me a tool kit
And yea I know the cool kids are drinkin at the bar
But I just ate a chicken parm
And then got faded in ma car
And theres tomato on ma navel, as I'm layin in ma arms
Debating if its safe to wait because the bathrooms kinda far
Goddamn
I don't wanna go nowhere
Why the fuck these bitches call ma cell
Ion't really care what the fuck they do
I just wanna lay in bed and jerk off ma self
Sun is going down, I bet the club been going down
But I don't wanna fuck wit nuffin less it's something in the house
And now I'm naked on the couch
Wit raisenets in ma mouth
I'm playin a stupid asian in NBA 2k12
And I'm beatin that ass wit the Utah Jazz
Youjizz on the tablet, loading multiple tabs
As I pack bowls, mac pro, chattin wit a black ho
Dat want a redskin sack, call dat bitch orakpo
Crack flow, fuckin wit a lotta fuckin snacks bro
Cookies in the oven, whatcha know bout how I stack dough