[Tag (over the black screen): "An SNL Digital Short"]
[Dissolve to the interior of a fast-food restaurant decorated for Christmas. The Manager exits his office for a meeting with staff.]
MANAGER: Alright, guys. The holiday season is upon us, and, since we're so close to the mall, it means we're gonna get a lot more foot traffic. So, I kind of need you guys to work as a team.
TIA: [Bored, half-asleep] Is this why you brought us in here at ten o'clock in the morning?
MANAGER: Tia, I really need your full attention here. This is important. I'm gonna ask you guys to start working double shifts.
BRAD: Drew? You couldn't have just put that on the schedule?
MANAGER: Brad? Two seconds: I'm over there, I'm taking you down! Two seconds!
[Brad just stares at the Manager without saying a word]
MANAGER: Where was I? Uh–they're gonna discontinue the Santa Fe Sandwich.. but we still have thеm, so, uh.. pretty much, on the registеr, just press, uh, medium fries twice, that should work.
JORDAN: But.. what if somebody wants two medium fries?
MANAGER: Jordan! [Slaps his manual on the table] I swear to God! Five seconds: I'm over this chair, I'm in your face, and I'm kicking you in the chest!
JORDAN: But I just asked a question!
MANAGER: Jordan! It's going to happen! Now, uh, let's talk a little about the, uh, the drive-thru.
[Dissolve to the interior of a fast-food restaurant decorated for Christmas. The Manager exits his office for a meeting with staff.]
MANAGER: Alright, guys. The holiday season is upon us, and, since we're so close to the mall, it means we're gonna get a lot more foot traffic. So, I kind of need you guys to work as a team.
TIA: [Bored, half-asleep] Is this why you brought us in here at ten o'clock in the morning?
MANAGER: Tia, I really need your full attention here. This is important. I'm gonna ask you guys to start working double shifts.
BRAD: Drew? You couldn't have just put that on the schedule?
MANAGER: Brad? Two seconds: I'm over there, I'm taking you down! Two seconds!
[Brad just stares at the Manager without saying a word]
MANAGER: Where was I? Uh–they're gonna discontinue the Santa Fe Sandwich.. but we still have thеm, so, uh.. pretty much, on the registеr, just press, uh, medium fries twice, that should work.
JORDAN: But.. what if somebody wants two medium fries?
MANAGER: Jordan! [Slaps his manual on the table] I swear to God! Five seconds: I'm over this chair, I'm in your face, and I'm kicking you in the chest!
JORDAN: But I just asked a question!
MANAGER: Jordan! It's going to happen! Now, uh, let's talk a little about the, uh, the drive-thru.
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