The Asshole Anthem Necro

Intro - From Commando Film
Cooke: "Fuck you asshole!"
Matrix: "Fuck you asshole."

[Hook] [x2] (Ani DiFranco - Used to You)
I'm still here because I got nothing else to do
You're an asshole but I'm getting used to you
I like the fact that you talk incessantly
I got a thing for assholes who tell good stories

[Verse 1:]
I'm an asshole
That's why I'm singing it
I wanna fuck your asshole and stick a finger in it
Grab my pole, hoe
Suck the head out
I'm mad cold, bitch
Fuck or get out!
I'm not your friend
Unless you're my fuck buddy
You got your period?
I'll fuck you bloody!
Study the tactics, of an asshole
It takes practice, to mack like this
You're just an average, frustrated chump
Dumb bastard
Masturbating hump!
Telling her she's beautiful is unsuitable
You're better off calling her a doodie bowl
Negative shit will get you in bed with her quicker
Fuck with her head, women are sick
I might not put any work in
While your jerkin' me off
Suckin', your neck hurtin'
I don't cum quick so I might not squirt for an hour from now
I admit I'm a jerk
Check my BlackBerry while you slurp
Show you no respect cause you're a herpes lurch
Using teeth
Wack head game
So I smack you and choke you into the bed frame
You like the way I keep shit hard and gutter
'Cause you're a pussy fart cutter!