Perfume Counter Karen Skladany

[JANICE (spoken)]
This one here smells great!

[SHARON (spoken)]
Which one?

[JANICE (spoken)]
Mmm... smells like mother's crazy sister Kate

[SHARON (spoken)]
Oh, you think so?

[JANICE (spoken)]
Yeah, I do

[SHARON (spoken)]
It smells so good! She couldn't've been that crazy, I don't think so

[JANICE (spoken)]
Oh, you don't think so, huh?

[SHARON (spoken)]
No

[JANICE (spoken)]
Well, she put her poodle one time in a microwave oven!
[SHARON (spoken)]
To eat it?

[JANICE (spoken)]
Yeah

[SHARON (spoken)]
To... eat it?!

[JANICE (spoken)]
Oh, no

[JANICE & ARTHUR (half-sung)]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

[JANICE (spoken)]
Silly! To dry it! But, it exploded! And they were both found dead

[SHARON (spoken)]
She must have been...

[JANICE (sung)]
Out of her head!

[JANICE]
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Here it is!
There's my favorite perfume
We've been looking for
Everywhere