Welcome to YouTube Bo Burnham

[Verse 1]
Before YouTube I walked through life, and now I frolic
YouTube's been like a father to me
Except YouTube's not an alcoholic
Before YouTube I was just a skinny white kid
That thought he was funnier and cooler
Than he actually was
And now, well not much has changed
But I have a shitload of money
Because YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas
If by people you mean 13-year-old girls
And by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers
I'm just kidding
But let's be honest, that's a hefty majority
And if you don't believe me
Well then you must be a noob

[Chorus]
So, welcome to YouTube
And you don't know what you're missing
Just try searching "Women Kissing"
It's YouTube
It's what this country's been needing
A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading
Am I the only one who thinks that Lisa Nova's hot?
And Chris Crocker's not...
No, he's hotter