[Intro: Lush One]
Making his return to the FreshCoast stage, rapper on my right, who the fuck is you player?
[Lex D]
Yo, yo whaddup? Lex D, AKA Bruno Bars, new year, new me...goatee. Texas clover leaf. Nerds that rap, let's get it in
[Lush One]
And, all the way from the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty south and now transplanted to the west west coast. Give up a motherfucking shout out to the rapper on my left...
[Carter Deems]
Yo....You already know what it is. It's your boy. Young Cat Hoarder. I'm in this building. I'm in the building. I want to give a shout out to my sponsor...uh...no wait. I want to give a big shout out to my sponsor. Kevin Makes T-Shirts In His Garage With His Ah A T-Shirt Presser That He Bought Off Craigslist.com/entertainment.LLC. Thank you. For the shirt. Let's make some noise
[Round 1: Lex D]
Listen here young ginger tits, it's been a crappy week
Writing for you was a Nightmare Before Christmas cause you ain't Jack to me
Actually, scratch that, you look a lot like Jack to me
Your personality screams Happy Feet and your salaries from Applebees
Been out the game for years and now he wants to jab at me?
But you'll never reach the pinnacles you have to reach
Cause you a fuckboy like Catholic priests
Welcome back...now leave
He's like, "I pop Molly but I don't mess with that Keisha hardly
He's known for downing Jack and Coke's minus the Jack at pizza parties
You're like the kid from Breaking Bad with Cerebral Palsy
Except the kid has a lot less Cerebral Palsy
It's been way long Carter
I hope you don't stay long Carter
No Jay-Z when I call you a white chick cause you're built like Kreayshawn, Carter
If I'm wrong, feel prolonged to stop me, Carter
Every time this lanky woman goes to bars, they always card her/Carter
With this rap shit, I'm like, "whoa"
You see I do this every day day
You softer than a girl texting message that says KK
The other night I was with his bay bay, she paid Lex D a visit
I said, I fixed her some dinner and said, "Let's enter the kitchen"
Now, I don't have a punchline about sexual positions
That night, I just really needed a friend who would listen
And me and your mom, did nothing either
Cause she's an overweight 50 year old Justin Bieber
She played her first game of bingo and got fucking ethered
I don't think you understand the severity of this Carter Deems
Who else you know can take jokes, bars and flip it on 'em Deems?
Comedic genius, but that's just for starters Deems
So you're about to die by what you love, you're a martyr Deems
And it's just weird, I mean it's fucking weird
How come you're coming here dressed as every member from The Wonder Years?
...Ya mama
Making his return to the FreshCoast stage, rapper on my right, who the fuck is you player?
[Lex D]
Yo, yo whaddup? Lex D, AKA Bruno Bars, new year, new me...goatee. Texas clover leaf. Nerds that rap, let's get it in
[Lush One]
And, all the way from the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty south and now transplanted to the west west coast. Give up a motherfucking shout out to the rapper on my left...
[Carter Deems]
Yo....You already know what it is. It's your boy. Young Cat Hoarder. I'm in this building. I'm in the building. I want to give a shout out to my sponsor...uh...no wait. I want to give a big shout out to my sponsor. Kevin Makes T-Shirts In His Garage With His Ah A T-Shirt Presser That He Bought Off Craigslist.com/entertainment.LLC. Thank you. For the shirt. Let's make some noise
[Round 1: Lex D]
Listen here young ginger tits, it's been a crappy week
Writing for you was a Nightmare Before Christmas cause you ain't Jack to me
Actually, scratch that, you look a lot like Jack to me
Your personality screams Happy Feet and your salaries from Applebees
Been out the game for years and now he wants to jab at me?
But you'll never reach the pinnacles you have to reach
Cause you a fuckboy like Catholic priests
Welcome back...now leave
He's like, "I pop Molly but I don't mess with that Keisha hardly
He's known for downing Jack and Coke's minus the Jack at pizza parties
You're like the kid from Breaking Bad with Cerebral Palsy
Except the kid has a lot less Cerebral Palsy
It's been way long Carter
I hope you don't stay long Carter
No Jay-Z when I call you a white chick cause you're built like Kreayshawn, Carter
If I'm wrong, feel prolonged to stop me, Carter
Every time this lanky woman goes to bars, they always card her/Carter
With this rap shit, I'm like, "whoa"
You see I do this every day day
You softer than a girl texting message that says KK
The other night I was with his bay bay, she paid Lex D a visit
I said, I fixed her some dinner and said, "Let's enter the kitchen"
Now, I don't have a punchline about sexual positions
That night, I just really needed a friend who would listen
And me and your mom, did nothing either
Cause she's an overweight 50 year old Justin Bieber
She played her first game of bingo and got fucking ethered
I don't think you understand the severity of this Carter Deems
Who else you know can take jokes, bars and flip it on 'em Deems?
Comedic genius, but that's just for starters Deems
So you're about to die by what you love, you're a martyr Deems
And it's just weird, I mean it's fucking weird
How come you're coming here dressed as every member from The Wonder Years?
...Ya mama
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