My little sweet daughter, the sixth-grader, she comes back from school and she's like, "All the boys keep saying, 'That's what she said... ' and then they all laugh. Why Daddy?"
And I was like, "Oh, boy." "Yeah, it seems like anything I say, they say, 'That's what she said.' They look at each other, and they just laugh and laugh. And I'm confused. Help me Dad-da." And so, I'm like, "Okay, how do I explain this to her?" And I'm tryna just figure out, you know, the right way to do it, in a clean way, no cursing. And I'm just going, "Uh... uh... uh... uh, well, it's a..." And then my kid goes, "That's okay, Daddy. You tried your best." And I was like, "That's what she said." Alright, let's do this. That's not true. None of that... None of this fucking story... All this is a lie. All right.
And I was like, "Oh, boy." "Yeah, it seems like anything I say, they say, 'That's what she said.' They look at each other, and they just laugh and laugh. And I'm confused. Help me Dad-da." And so, I'm like, "Okay, how do I explain this to her?" And I'm tryna just figure out, you know, the right way to do it, in a clean way, no cursing. And I'm just going, "Uh... uh... uh... uh, well, it's a..." And then my kid goes, "That's okay, Daddy. You tried your best." And I was like, "That's what she said." Alright, let's do this. That's not true. None of that... None of this fucking story... All this is a lie. All right.
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