Sports go sports!
I promise I really totally care who wins
If there's a net or hoop or hole in the ground, I hope they get it in
If they want to go to all the bases, I hope they do
If they're supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do that, too
Sports go sports!
May they top their opponents numerically in the allotted time
Lest they disenfranchise their audience
And see their revenues decline
May the partakers be sturdy and rapid
In the spirited energies they exert
May they be victorious in perpetuity
Don't I look cute in this football shirt?
Sports go sports!
Athletics are number one!
Participants are heroes!
Go team yeah!
This is the most important thing that's ever occurred
The vicarious fulfillment of your dream that got deferred
You had aspirations as a kid, but you didn't have the skill
So you watch genetically superior people do the things you never will
I promise I really totally care who wins
If there's a net or hoop or hole in the ground, I hope they get it in
If they want to go to all the bases, I hope they do
If they're supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do that, too
Sports go sports!
May they top their opponents numerically in the allotted time
Lest they disenfranchise their audience
And see their revenues decline
May the partakers be sturdy and rapid
In the spirited energies they exert
May they be victorious in perpetuity
Don't I look cute in this football shirt?
Sports go sports!
Athletics are number one!
Participants are heroes!
Go team yeah!
This is the most important thing that's ever occurred
The vicarious fulfillment of your dream that got deferred
You had aspirations as a kid, but you didn't have the skill
So you watch genetically superior people do the things you never will
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