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Colorado Cool-Aid - Johnny Paycheck
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Colorado Cool-Aid Johnny Paycheck

Colorado Cool-Aid - Johnny Paycheck
Well, I was sittin' in this beer joint down in Houston, Texas
Was drinkin' Colorado Kool-Aid
And talkin' to some Mexicans
And we was
What's that you say?
What's Colorado Kool-Aid?

Well, it's a can of Coors
Brewed from a mountain stream
It'll set you head on fire
And make your kidneys scream
Oh, it sure is fine
Yeah, we was having ourselves one of them real good times

But you know every beer joint that you've ever been in
Some big, mean drunk who just ain't got no friend
Sure enough, he wants to fight
Yeah, he's gonna whip everything in sight

Well, he took him a big swallow of beer
And he spit in my Mexican friends ear
And, sure enough
That made my buddy real mad
That's something like he ain't never had

Well, sir
He pulled out a big, long switch blade knife
Quick as a whistle
He began to slice
And that big mean drunk stood back
His face full of tears
Looking down at the floor and one of his ears
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