Megaphone Parry Gripp

[Spoken]
Attention!
The Santa barber film festival
Screening local films, is sold out!

Booo!
No way!
Boo!

The theatre is full
If you do not have a platinum pass, please move along

I can’t even afford a platinum pass
Man, you hardly let anybody in!

I repeat: If you do not have a platinum pass, you will not be getting into the theatre

I came here from Beale man
I have been here for hours! Sir
Who made you in charge that’s what I wanna know

I got a megaphone
Put it in your face
I got a megaphone
Cause I run the place
You’re standing in the street
And in the street, cause you got no seat!