WTF Collective 2 Jon Lajoie

[Verse 1: MC Confusing]
MC Confusing, back in this bitch
With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket
I got a liquid facelift from a fig with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a brit with fake spit
And you don't understand it, 'cause you're not supposed to
Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to
Drink a Chevy Chase face and rape RoboCop 2

[Verse 2: MC Historical Inaccuracy]
Yo I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy
I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's diary
Which is about the Civil War of 1812 in Germany
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus
And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis
Like Moses, when I focus, I can split the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese Army

[Verse 3: MC Don't Know How to Pluralize Word(s)]
I'm MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word
I got so many rhyme, and I sleep with all the girl
When there's more than one of something, you're supposed to pluralize
But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive