Pan cross ocean
Zoom into a mountain
Someone's not good at lighting torches
Rocky beaches
Corona commercial set
Close-up mini-waterfall
Ready the tattered holy sail...
Never mind let's go look for a trail
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, NOT
Dramatic main character reveal
Slow fade-in, Jack negotiating
Fireworks then Disney castle
Jerry Bruckheimer, there's an archway
Rapid pan-down, Jack's in trouble
Mutton chops, stand up, cut
Jack's been drinking
Now he's wading
Now he's walking to a meeting
He just looked at the camera!
Did you see that?
Two shot
More shot
Still drunk
From Disney and Jerry
Pirate peg-leg, look at a boat
Make an agreement
Cheer, mermaids, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
Rotating zombie-boat, captain is too hot
Jack Sparrow informs her he's taking the boat
She expresses distaste in this idea by stabbing the door
Don't slam the door on your hot pirate captain
Zoom into a mountain
Someone's not good at lighting torches
Rocky beaches
Corona commercial set
Close-up mini-waterfall
Ready the tattered holy sail...
Never mind let's go look for a trail
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, NOT
Dramatic main character reveal
Slow fade-in, Jack negotiating
Fireworks then Disney castle
Jerry Bruckheimer, there's an archway
Rapid pan-down, Jack's in trouble
Mutton chops, stand up, cut
Jack's been drinking
Now he's wading
Now he's walking to a meeting
He just looked at the camera!
Did you see that?
Two shot
More shot
Still drunk
From Disney and Jerry
Pirate peg-leg, look at a boat
Make an agreement
Cheer, mermaids, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
Rotating zombie-boat, captain is too hot
Jack Sparrow informs her he's taking the boat
She expresses distaste in this idea by stabbing the door
Don't slam the door on your hot pirate captain
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