Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes Half Man Half Biscuit

There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
With the possible exception of being Garth Brooks
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves

Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin
When you're holding tea and toast and there's no one else about
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin

When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear
When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear
When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear somebody say
Careful now that swan could break your arm

Before the gods that made the gods were born
Before the gods that made the gods were born
Before the gods that made the gods woke up and made the gods
That's when you got into
That's when you got into
That's when you first got into the Manics