Uno Reverse Your Favorite Martian (Ft. Wax)

[Intro: Puff Puff]
You ever play Uno?
And you put down the reverse card?
And you wish you could do that in real life?

[Chorus: Puff Puff, Wax and Benatar, Puff Puff]
Bam! Uno reverse card
Alright, alright, le-let me explain the rules here
If I lay this card down
I can flip any situation around

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]
Okay, so, one night I was getting pulled over by the po-po
Looked into the rear mirror, saw the deputy
He asked if I knew why I was in trouble
Sir, I ain't Obi-Wan Kenobi, I ain't got telepathy
He asked if I was drinkin', he started givin' orders
"Say the alphabet backwards" I can't say it forwards!
"Son, you fit the description of a neighborhood prowler,
So I'm taking you to jail, have fun in the showers" (Nope)
Bam! Uno reverse card
I'm placing you under arrest for the worst charge
Now, I'm taking you to county in your squad car
On the way, I do a couple donuts in your front yard
I'ma take your paycheck and buy some fireworks
The illegal kind that they smuggled in from Mexico
Turn the siren on, run some red lights
Maybe hit a fruit stand- Sorry, I was textin' bro!