Carrot for a Cock Yogscast

[Verse 1]
I remember when it all went wrong
Guzzling eggnog all night long
We went outside, the snow was thick
Rolled our balls together made a snowman quick
Erecting a friend, but there's something left
Had to indulge in some carrot theft
To make him whole, we raided the salad bowl
To give him a classic nose
I slipped and fell when I put it on
Stuck the veg' where it didn't belong
I went for his face but hit below the waist
And now he's got a root vegetable dong

[Chorus]
He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock!)
And it gives you quite a shock (Oh, it's unexpected)
When you see it in the flesh, so orange and so fresh
Looks like its just been pulled from the ground
He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock!)
It's the biggest on the block (Oh, what a massive one)
The neighbours were upset; my dad saw it as a threat
It stood so mighty and so proud
So mighty and so proud

[Verse 2]
Some kind of magic happened then (Woah-oh-oh!)
He came alive, and he was real my friend (He was real my friend)
An excited expression twinkled in his eyes
We looked on in surprise as it started to rise
Scarf around his neck, his arms are made of bark
Get down on your knees; he'll help you see in the dark
He has a filthy addiction, veg'-on-veg' friction
Behind the bushes down in the park
He's got many dirty habits and is terrified of rabbits
He'll make you moan; he's organically grown