Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken Starbomb

[Intro: Arin Hanson, Dan Avidan]
Hey Ken
What's up, Ryu?
You know I think you're a fucking dick, right?
Yeah?
Well, I think we should settle this shit once and for all with a rap battle to the death
Okay
Do you think you can stop eating penis long enough to do that?
Probably
Alright, let's do this!

[Verse 1: Arin Hanson]
Round 1! Rap!
Fuck you, Ken, you're such a little fucking bitch
I'm gonna break your fucking spine in half and throw you in a ditch
Start up a fucking beat and drop the motherfucking bass
So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face
I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of fucking straw, man
Shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand
Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're sexy at all
They're both coming home with me, one for each of my balls
Like the bonus round car, your ass is getting destroyed
My cock is more swollen than Zangief's thyroids
Your dick's three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten
So what you got to motherfucking say to me, Ken?