Expiration Date Valve (Ft. Ashly Burch, Dennis Bateman, Gary Schwartz, Grant Goodeve, John Patrick Lowrie, Nathan Vetterlein, Rick May & Robin Atkin Downes)

OPENING – DAY
A RED van hurtles down a desert road with Scout asleep and Heavy at the wheel. The videophone in the console of the car rings.

[Scout]
Gwaa! Bwaa! What? What? Oh

[Pauling]
Scout, it’s Pauling
Tell me you got the briefcase

[Scout]
Yeah, sure

[Pauling]
And nobody saw you?

[Scout]
Eh…
Basically nobody

[Pauling]
Scout, I’m here right now

[Scout]
Well, that’s a funny story…