[Verse 1]
It's a brand-new dance
For all you lunatics
Bust the liquor and your asses
Cocaine and "cruc-a-fix"
[Chorus]
Do the Christ
Do the Christ
Don't go against my medical advice
[Verse 2]
The move is fairly simple
There's really nothing to it
I've written some instructions
And this is how you do it:
Hold your arms out straight
Bob your head to the side
Just like the baby Jesus
When he was crucified
[Chorus]
Do the Christ
Do the Christ
Feel the nails as, through your hands, they slice
It's a brand-new dance
For all you lunatics
Bust the liquor and your asses
Cocaine and "cruc-a-fix"
[Chorus]
Do the Christ
Do the Christ
Don't go against my medical advice
[Verse 2]
The move is fairly simple
There's really nothing to it
I've written some instructions
And this is how you do it:
Hold your arms out straight
Bob your head to the side
Just like the baby Jesus
When he was crucified
[Chorus]
Do the Christ
Do the Christ
Feel the nails as, through your hands, they slice
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