Colbert’s “Lord of the Rings” 20th Anniversary Rap, aka “number one trilogy” Stephen Colbert (Ft. Andy Serkis, Anna Kendrick, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood, Jon (rap), Method Man, Orlando Bloom & Sean Astin)

[Introduction, Stephen Colbert]
Lord of the Rings is the number one trilogy!

[Introduction, Jon Batiste]
Of all time, SUCKAS!

[Chorus, Stephen Colbert & Jon Batiste]
It's the number one trilogy
The number one trilly
Try to deny and you just sound silly
Worldwide gross of almost 3 billy
16 times what they made on Free Willy

[Stephen Colbert]
**** you, whales!

[Verse 1, Stephen Colbert, Jon Batiste]
Best triple feature? Hell yeah we would win it
We got the only trilogy with everything in it
Don't believe me? You can check for yourself
The Godfather doesn't even have one elf
C.G.I.? Oh my guy, yеah we have that ****
Andy Serkis doing workis, motion capturing it
Star Wars is bеtter? Ha, you make me sick
Jar Jar can go ahead and suck my... riiiiiiing!