Trapped in the Locker American Dad (Ft. Scott Grimes)

[Verse 1]
3:30, in the afternoon
I should be doing my homework, inside my own room
But, bad luck, got me messed up
I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck, guess I’m a goner now
See I was walking, Snot was talking, I remembered something
I forgot to grab my wallet because I was rushing
Then he said, "I'm finna go my grandma's house"
I shrugged and I turned around
Back to the school but then who did I found? (Murtz!)
Oh no, this not who I want to see
Was runnin' 'til I saw an opening
And now the whole soccer team's bound to freak! (yee!)
She's approaching the locker, they're done practicing soccer
She's opening the locker, wish there was some way to block her

[Verse 2]
So these, girls pull me out of the locker
Talkin' 'bout, "What the hell you doing up in here?"
I'm like, "Hold up (beep)
You need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear?
She’s like, "Woah, who you calling a (beep)?"
I'm like, "You", she like, "Who?"
I’m like, "You (beep), wait, hold up
Let me explain all the shit I've been going through
Now let's start over, my name’s Steve, it’s nice to meet you ladies"
"Cut that bullcrap Steve, we know that you've been acting shady
So listen close, cause this what we are gonna do
When someone is creeping, we call in Jewel", not Jewel! "Yes Jewel"
Oh no, Jewel looks like a grown ass man
Fourteen years old, at least 250 pounds
She’s coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish
The roof caved in, on top of her, oh my God, it’s Lewis!