I've got a pair of shoes (oh)
Half as expensive and twice as cool (as my other shoes)
My feet are firmly held in place
Without the aid of a shoelace
It takes me three seconds to put them on
You're on your first shoe, I'm already gone
One side is fuzzy, one side is prickly
Separately useless
But together, so sticky
Zippers and buttons are both inequated
Welcome to the future
Velcro's been here waiting
If I could travel back in time (to the 30s)
My Velcro shoes would blow their minds
Hearing the rip, they'd think my shoes were destroyed
Then I'd refasten and they'd all be overjoyed
I would be elected as the mayor
Velcro would be worn by NBA players
One side is fuzzy, one side is prickly
Separately useless
But together, so sticky
More convenient than a nailgun
Safer than thumbtacks
I'm completely stuck on Velcro
'Cause Velcro's where it's at
Half as expensive and twice as cool (as my other shoes)
My feet are firmly held in place
Without the aid of a shoelace
It takes me three seconds to put them on
You're on your first shoe, I'm already gone
One side is fuzzy, one side is prickly
Separately useless
But together, so sticky
Zippers and buttons are both inequated
Welcome to the future
Velcro's been here waiting
If I could travel back in time (to the 30s)
My Velcro shoes would blow their minds
Hearing the rip, they'd think my shoes were destroyed
Then I'd refasten and they'd all be overjoyed
I would be elected as the mayor
Velcro would be worn by NBA players
One side is fuzzy, one side is prickly
Separately useless
But together, so sticky
More convenient than a nailgun
Safer than thumbtacks
I'm completely stuck on Velcro
'Cause Velcro's where it's at
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