Lyrxo Warren Zevon

[Verse 1]
I've got a bitter pot of je ne sais quoi
Guess what, I'm stirring it with a monkey's paw
Since I saw you coming out of my barber's shop
In that skimpy little halter top
Did you light the candles? Did you put on "Kind of Blue?"
Did you use that Ivy League voodoo on him too?
He thinks he'll be alright, but he doesn't know for sure
Like every other unindicted coconspirator

[Chorus]
Mata Hari had a house in France
Where she worked on all her secret plans
Men were falling for her sight unseen
She was a genius

[Verse 2]
There's a face in every window
Of the Songwriters' Neighborhood
Everybody's your best friend when you're doing well
I mean good
The poet who lived next door when you were young and poor
Grew up to be a backstabbing entrepreneur

[Chorus]
Albert Einstein was a ladies' man
While he was working on his universal plan
He was making out like Charlie Sheen
He was a genius