Heavy Entertainment Show Robbie Williams

[Verse 1]
Good evening, children of cultural abandon
You searched for a saviour, well here I am
And all the best ones are dying off so quickly
While I'm still here, enjoy me while you can

[Chorus]
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
The charisma’s non-negotiable
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
I'm about to strip and you’re my pole

We are so glorious
Why not leave your job and come on tour with us?
Before I drop dead and die

[Verse 2]
Good evening, lovers of quality entertainment
Good evening to the others that don’t know hit
Even you will leave here with a t-shirt and a programme
Got a house in LA, I’m still paying for it…

[Chorus]
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
It’s just the tip but no one will know
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
All the girls (Robbie!), the boys go (No!)