Caravan Overture Paul Shapera

Lloyd: It's a bit late for that. Just use duct tape. Well then use more duct tape. Have you found the missing veil? Ah, good. What's up with fres no.5? It looks ugh. Oh, you're trying it out then! Very well. Ok then cast, are we in places?

Raven: I'm ready for my close up Mr. Allen
Lloyd: Of course you are
Raven: I still think we should add the raunchy limerick
Lloyd: PG13 Ravey, PG13
Raven: I don't even know what that means
Lloyd: Of course, you don't. All right everyone! Break your appendages! Housе lights, prepare. Alright, let's razzlе dazzle them
Raven: to to to to to mi mi mi mi mi papapapapapapa
Lights, curtain, maestro!

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Ah, welcome sweetlings to Outlaw Theatre, this evening we ride on caravan
We will be inviting two members of our audience to join in our journey a rousing tale of suspense… merriment… drama… With just a sprinkling of pizzazz

Volunteers? Volunteers? – ahh, madam, I see your hand. And over there, sir, excellent. Please step right this way
Sets, costumes, overture!

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When you step through the portal, you will be at the eastern side of the desert, where the Caravan will depart from. I must warn you, for the purposes of your own safety and the delicate art of foreshadowing, do not stray from the caravan's route or you may become hopelessly lost