King of Cartoons Andy Milonakis

[Intro]
Presenting... presenting... presenting...
His royal majesty, The King of Cartoons

[Flowers]
That's right, you heard us correctly
He'll be right here directly
To present a cartoon perfectly
Dooba dooba doobee doowah...

[Hook]
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
The king... the king... the king...
Of Cartoons!

[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis]
I'm the King of Cartoons, wacky as fuck!
Getting head in the lacks with Daffy Duck
Rolling downtown to find Bugs Bunny!
Mother fucker, better have my drug money
The Road Runner, is a homeless speed freak
Cash that fool, I'll snap his Meep Meep
Smurfette, has got a blueberry puss!
Make that bitch drink my Smurferry juice!
Gargamel gargles Asreal's cum
And Asreal get Smurfs right in the bum
And Garfield likes to buttfuck Odie
Then he howls, like a Wile E Coyote!
Pepe Le Pew is always on his knees
Then the Skunk stink smells like Lamberger cheese
Don't touch that dial, please stay tuned
Suck my dick, I'm the King of Cartoons!