I Got Stoned and I Missed It Dr. Hook

[Verse 1]
I was sittin' in my basement, I just rolled myself a taste of somethin'
Green and gold and glorious to get me through the day
Then my friend yelled through the transom "Grab your coat and get your hat son
There's a nut down on the corner givin' dollar bills away"

[Pre-Chorus 1]
But I laid around a bit, then I had another hit
Then I rolled myself a bauma, then I thought about my mama
Then I fooled around, played around, jacked around a while
And then

[Chorus 1]
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned, and it rolled right by
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned, oh me oh my

[Verse 2]
Now it took seven months of urgin' just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit
Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy
When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit