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Baby Yoda Vs Baby Groot Rap Battle - NerdOut
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Baby Yoda Vs Baby Groot Rap Battle NerdOut

Baby Yoda Vs Baby Groot Rap Battle - NerdOut
[Verse 1: Baby Yoda]
In swingin', I am comin'
This is Baby Yoda rapping
Baby Groot is wack
Can't believe I'm battling a sapling
I got a green thumb but this plant's about to wither
I'd punch you in the face but I'm afraid to get a splinter
I'm throwin' shade at an angry birch
You can't rap, all you do is say the same three words
"Groot I am," "Groot I am"
20 times, already heard you
Bars hotter than a forest fire
Oops! Did that burn you?

[Interlude: Baby Yoda]
Yeah, didn't you know Baby Yoda had bars like that?
This battle is over before it even started
All he gonna do is say "I am Groot" over and over again
I don't even know why I am rappin' against this treestump

[Verse 2: Baby Groot]
"I am Groot" is not my only sentence
You look like the Grinch had a baby with a gremlin
Ya bars lacked humor
About as funny as a tumor
Someone told me that you're 50
Ha, okay, boomer
Kermit need to think twice before he croak
Used the Force once and fell asleep for hours, what a joke
My crew guards the galaxy 'cause we got bigger dreams
Only thing you're good for is a bunch of Twitter memes
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