Cinderella, Darling Mary Faber & Secretaries

[SMITTY]
How often does it happen
That a secretary's boss
Wants to marry her?

[SECRETARIES]
Hallelujah!

[SMITTY]
How often does the dream come true
Without a sign of conflict, or barrier?

[SECRETARIES]
Hallelujah!

[SMITTY]
Why treat the man like he was a typhoid carrier?
How often can you fly from this land of carbon-paper
To the land of flowered chintz?

[SECRETARIES]
Hallelujah!

[SMITTY]
How often does a Cinderella get a crack at the Prince?