Avocado, Baby Los Campesinos!

[Verse 1: Gareth]
There's no box to tick for red, so I put down blue instead
'Cause it's closest there's to grey in the categories
And the veins within the whites are a statement of demise
Doe Eyes, you should stay at home licking batteries
And I feel like I'm the host of a terrible game show
And the guests on today's quiz are celebrities
Won't respond to any clues, they're just cracking jokes for views
But the answers to these questions mean everything

[Chorus: Kim & Rob]
I had a friend who had made a flag day
Blood on their hands from shards of a heartbreak
I have known friends to crack from love's weight
Blossom in ribcage, until their backs break

[Post-Chorus: Los Campesinos!]
Oh, it won't get better, that doesn't mean it's gonna get any worse
You'll find a draft'a life-long love letter, signed to the man who will be driving your hearse

[Verse 2: Gareth]
Salacia's in the depths, and if I avoid the nets
Threaten, "I'll cuckold you, Neptune" for definite
Meet between the dog and wolf, with the hoarfrost underfoot
And I'll show you every fire in Delphinus