Peyton Place, U.S.A. Allan Sherman

There is a place I long to go, and I confess
It's Peyton Place
They've got a brand-new meaning for "togetherness"
In Peyton Place
You should go there if you are feeling lost and lonely;
As you drive into town it says, "For Adults Only"
Peyton Place, that's where you'll find me
Leaving my qualms behind me

I'm gonna run away from here and make my home
In Peyton Place;
They've got their own decline and fall of ancient Rome
In Peyton Place
Everyone's moral fiber's in complete decay there;
They've got a problem cleaning up the PTA there
Peyton Place, U.S.A

Everyone walks around the square so overjoyed
In Peyton Place;
That's where they put the statue up of Sigmund Freud
In Peyton Place
They've got a new library there, but here's the snapper:
Every book in it's covered in a plain brown wrapper
Peyton Place, where the good life is
Depending where your wife is