Fast Food Folk Song Rhett and Link

[Verse 1: Rhett, Link, Both]
Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud
Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita
And two taco salads for our señoritas
And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream
A taquito, enchirito, some cinnamon twists
A chicken border bowl, are you gettinʼ all this?

[Verse 2: Rhett, Link, Both]
And you know that nothing beats a
Hmmm, mmmm...Mexican Pizza...
Weʼll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes
And I admit, Iʼve always felt
Iʼm in love with the meximelt
Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me
As the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove

[Interlude: Rhett and Link]
And thatʼs it
No, no! no!
That's not it! I also want a...

[Verse 3: Rhett, Link, Both]
Double-decker taco cause Iʼm feeling wild
And make my sauce Fire (Uh, heʼll take Mild)
And weʼll take two Mountain Dew Baja blasts
For a chance at 25 dollars cash
Iʼm told thereʼs a winner for every 5 minutes
But Iʼm stealing your online code if you win it
Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones
I owe you 5. Plus interest--it was a loan
And I think weʼll be satisfied, if we get some Mexican rice on the side