[Verse 1: Saul Goodman]
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman! Did you know that I have rhymes?
Have you wrongfully been beaten for another man's crimes?
'Cause the masked vigilante who assaulted you was blind
Now you're stuck in a bind? Better call Saul!
Have you been afflicted by Ben Affleck's crappy part
Cause there's never been a flick as bad as in that trash he starred
Now you wish you were on a track to Belize and flattened hard?
Here's the guy for passing bars! Better call Saul!
Ooh, the Man Without Fear; hero protecting the innocеnt
But I could have him axed with extra body spray in his scеnt
Mom gave you tough love and dipped cause she didn't want none
Then daddy fought for you and couldn't last a round against a thug's gun
Your ex sold your identity for a drug fix
Then died like that Defenders chick: with one too many club hits
So don't trip, get on board and pay the bill before you fall
Cause after this you'll need a will, son; Better call Saul!
[Verse 2: Daredevil]
I'm not surprised the jury's put off by that defense
The strongest opening you've ever made was in Hamlin's head
I'll have this scammer wrecked as with his job he's known to falter
Maybe settle for drinks next time you try handling Walters
You've been sipping on thin ice since you switched from scamming elders
Went from Crossing Sand Piper to crossing sand deserts
From film students taking headshots to nearly having your head shot
The ninja turtles came for me yet you're the one who's shell shocked
I'll take your cartel and split em; serve up Nacho like chips
And fry Gus like his fresh chicken
Then I'll leave this shell of his former self hidden
In that Cinnabon he dwells in 'cause he can't take the heat of Hell's Kitchen
I leave a Kingpin beaten, you bend to his every wishes
This isn't Jesse's cig; here I do the heavy lifting
I'll make sure no judge has this mess acquitted
When it comes to lawyers, I'm the sickest; can I get a witness?
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman! Did you know that I have rhymes?
Have you wrongfully been beaten for another man's crimes?
'Cause the masked vigilante who assaulted you was blind
Now you're stuck in a bind? Better call Saul!
Have you been afflicted by Ben Affleck's crappy part
Cause there's never been a flick as bad as in that trash he starred
Now you wish you were on a track to Belize and flattened hard?
Here's the guy for passing bars! Better call Saul!
Ooh, the Man Without Fear; hero protecting the innocеnt
But I could have him axed with extra body spray in his scеnt
Mom gave you tough love and dipped cause she didn't want none
Then daddy fought for you and couldn't last a round against a thug's gun
Your ex sold your identity for a drug fix
Then died like that Defenders chick: with one too many club hits
So don't trip, get on board and pay the bill before you fall
Cause after this you'll need a will, son; Better call Saul!
[Verse 2: Daredevil]
I'm not surprised the jury's put off by that defense
The strongest opening you've ever made was in Hamlin's head
I'll have this scammer wrecked as with his job he's known to falter
Maybe settle for drinks next time you try handling Walters
You've been sipping on thin ice since you switched from scamming elders
Went from Crossing Sand Piper to crossing sand deserts
From film students taking headshots to nearly having your head shot
The ninja turtles came for me yet you're the one who's shell shocked
I'll take your cartel and split em; serve up Nacho like chips
And fry Gus like his fresh chicken
Then I'll leave this shell of his former self hidden
In that Cinnabon he dwells in 'cause he can't take the heat of Hell's Kitchen
I leave a Kingpin beaten, you bend to his every wishes
This isn't Jesse's cig; here I do the heavy lifting
I'll make sure no judge has this mess acquitted
When it comes to lawyers, I'm the sickest; can I get a witness?
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